Penny and Linda are two happy housewives who can't help but want to solve everyone's personal problems, but Penny also has her own big problem: her psychiatrist husband, Dr. John Holmes, whose romantic ability is unbearably hampered. Penny and Linda find themselves besieged by a steady stream of perverts, freaks and other alternative people, and they decide it's time to take matters into their own hands and return their lives to idyllic suburban happiness.
