Two Soviets met a barefoot tramp who claimed to be an alien. They pressed a button in his hand and instantly appeared in a strange world-the planet Pluk on the Kin-dza-dza galaxy similar to Earth's desert. The first aliens they saw flying around in big iron bell-like aircraft were Earth-like hominids, acting strangely and clumsily, always making the sound of koo- koo in their mouths. Koo is everything on the planet except for a few simple words. They are just the lower classes on the planet, "poor, hungry, and unfortunate". They are so hierarchical that they have to put a bell in their nostrils and hang them on their mouths. When you see the Chatlanians powerful class, you should immediately spread your arms, bend your knees, say koo in unison, and salute respectfully. This is their fixed posture of flattering their beards. If you encounter the upper class and refuse to salute or perform, it will be melted. These people always have to keep themselves in cages, or boxes, or in a layered, complex, dark, cold reticulated metal space.
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